Have you ever looked back at a particular moment in history and thought, "Boy did society get that wrong. What the hell were those people thinking? Slavery? The Inquisition? Parachute pants?" Lets face it- none of us live in Beverly Hills collecting $2 million dollars to do whatever it is he does. Maybe he is winning, and we're just miserable, stinking trolls who are held in bondage by organizations like AA, AAA, the ABA and the USDA. If we were to score my life against Charlie's, Sheen would be pitching a shutout.
Charlie Sheen: Tiger blood; Adonis DNA
Me: Guinea Pig blood, SpongeBob Squarepants DNA
Advantage, Sheen
Charlie Sheen: Rock Star from Frickin' Mars
Me: Subway Sandwich Artist from Frickin' Des Moine
Advantage, Sheen
Charlie Sheen: Highest paid actor on TV
Me: Third highest paid guy on the lunch shift
Advantage, Sheen:
Charlie Sheen: Warlock
Me: Not a Warlock
Advantage, Sheen
Charlie Sheen: Starred in movie "Major League"
Me: Can quote the move "Major League"Advantage, Sheen
So maybe in the real world, none of these comparisons really matter. By all accounts, anyone who is happy is winning. Charlie Sheen obviously is not. He may have millions of dollars and all of the other acoutrements that fame can afford, but obviously the guy needs real help. I feel bad for the actor who gave us such compelling performances in movies like Platoon, Wall Street and Hot Shots- Part Deux. All kidding aside, I hope for his sake and his children, this he gets help quickly.
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You forgot, "Lived with not one but two porn star 'goddesses' while having regular impromptu parties requiring the hiring of others. Me: Often require two porn star websites just to raise Old Glory."
ReplyDeleteI thought I was the only guy who thought Charlie had it right and the rest I us are just playing by sucker's rules.
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