Hugo Chavez's Ratings Falling. Rain Isn't.

Venezuela is in a major recession, there are significant water shortages and at least six major nationwide blackouts during the past two years due to lack of electricity. Things are looking grim for the petulant, anti-capitalist, little piss monkey Hugo Chavez. But instead of really taking ownership for the problem that stems from him ignoring critical infrastructure, Chavez has asked Cuba to bomb the clouds with iodine in hope of triggering rain. That's the best you have, Hugo?

Your country is one bad hair day away from a coup d'etat and you're placing your bets on Cuban bomber pilots, iodine and the trade winds. I guess you can't expect much from a man who is blaming the countries issues on long showers.

In a recent cabinet meeting, the angry little doorstop actually made the following statement “Some people sing in the bath for half an hour. What kind of communism is that? Three minutes is more than enough!” Way to deflect blame, Generalissimo BodyOdor. You've been running your country into the ground and playing the oil card for so long that you have no clue how to respond to a real crisis. Three minute showers and cloud bombing. Top notch. The Venezuelan people eagerly await your next brilliant plan. Massive urine-to-water conversion campaigns? Mandated homemade potato batteries?

Good luck with this one, comrade.